Lost Horizons

Japanese Manual

As I previously mentioned the instruction manual for the UX is in Japanese. Fortunately, those clever guys at Sony have used pictures in the manual to help those of us who can't read Japanese:-



"Do not use the Vaio as a computer stand"








"Do not allow someone carrying a towel to plug in the Vaio"








"Don't throw paint over the Vaio, even if you are wearing overalls"






"Please cover your Viao in sunscreen, we don't want it to get burnt"






"We know computers can be frustrating, but don't smother your Vaio - it wont suffocate"






"Don't threaten your Vaio with a screwdriver and rude hand gestures - it may get angry"






"Don't sit down and have tea, with your Vaio, it prefers coffee"






"Don't practice kung-fu moves on your Vaio"







"Don't use your Vaio in an earthquake"



Also, its not shown here but the man in the drawing has blue hair - I am not sure whether this means that blue haired people shouldn't use a Vaio, or whether Vaio owners' hair will turn blue; what do you think?

posted by Luke @ 10:20 AM